Don't step on Superman's cape -- or curse at a Pennsylvania cop
Thanks to the ACLU, it may soon be safe for Dick Cheney and Joe Biden to drive through Pennsylvania. The civil liberties group has filed suit in federal court challenging what seems to be the widespread practice of police citing motorists for swearing or using profanity.
According to the ACLU, Pennsylvania State Police officers, who are known for their politeness, issued 750 citations in one year for profanity or the use of profane gestures. Cops in my hometown in Pittsburgh, who are known for their rudeness, evidently can dish it out but can't take it; they cited people for profanity about 200 times over a four-year period, a practice that cost the city $50,000 last year to settle a lawsuit.
As Biden, who lives in a state that is sort of a Philadelphia suburb, would say: That's a big [expletive] deal.
-- Michael McGough