No wonder Sarah Palin appears to be out to get her former brother-in-law, Alaska state trooper Mike Wooten -- he can read minds! What if he reveals to the world what Palin really thinks about John McCain? Worse yet, what if he detects nothing in there but static?

Actually, it's possible that Wooten's phenomenal resemblance to psychic cop Matt Parkman from NBC's "Heroes" is merely coincidental. But if they ever make a movie out of Troopergate, you can bet actor Greg Grunberg, who plays Parkman, is going to be first on the casting director's list.

*Photo of Matt Parkman, left, from NBC Universal. Photo of Michael Wooten, right, by Al Grillo / AP