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Is Fidel Castro dead? Rumors are flying, once again. One Roger Sterling says U.S. officials are planning to announce the death of the brutal dictator, oh, about 41 minutes ago. Meanwhile, Cuban Foreign Minister Felipe Perez Roque says Castro is still recovering like the Beanie Baby secondary market. More on that from Voice of America.

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I sit shiva with the Castro Death Watch.

Readers hate me for sitting shiva with the Castro Death Watch.

I give a bronx cheer to the new generation of midget Castros.

Readers give me a raspberry right back.

We'll keep watching the rumor...